BlogEntryNo312

hey there baby...

stupid guys. you call em' stupid when they never get the hint that using pick up lines are corny. cheesy. and utterly useless. any girl looking for a man would not fall for a man who doesnt use his brain. any girl in her right man that is. seriously, imagine yourself being approached by a guy with a flat-ass stupid line...You must be a magnet, because it looks like you are attracted to my buns of steel..........."idiot".

but then again...corny lines does work its charm when its used in the right way. but the right people.
word of advise to the guys, filter a pick up line before you use them.

joanna's 5 of not so bad pick up lines that would probably work.but seriously..i think it only works from a boyfriend to a girlfriend....dont count on it if youre trying to win your way to a stranger.

1. I put a drop of tear in the ocean last night for you. And I won't stop loving you until you find that tear drop.

2. I was looking at a light bulb today and it made me think of you and how you light up my world.

3. (hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?

4. If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

5. You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten my standard pick-up line.

6. If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

7. Hey, where did your smile go? (Check back pocket) Here it is!

8. When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.

9. Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?

10. ..................... cant find any worthy for spot number 10.


cheesyyy..but hey, it beats " I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!"

Hugs and kisses,
-Joanna, 7.13pm