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Brilliant! she is definitely smart.

i have of the utmost brightest and brilliant plan in the history of planet earth.


Doom all snatch theft..


I'll be kind not to state what sort of punishment that should befall them. I'll leave it up to your own personal opinion and pleasure. But the idea is simple really, doom them all.

Few days ago, i witnessed a snatch theft incident right outside my window. Everyone in a right mind would start cursing if they're waken up by shrilling screaming neighbours who won't stop yelling at 7 in the morning on a saturday. Okay, so i woke up, peeped out the window and saw 2 guys on a motorbike with a cleaver if im not mistaken waking a guy up. If you asked me, i would say they were rather stupid not to flee when people starting screaming because i'm pretty sure hundreds of pairing eyes saw them.

Oh wells, doom them all. And the neighbourhood isnt safe anymore. 5th case i heard of in the area up to date.
I should start carrying an army swiss knife.


Brilliant, i say. Brilliant plan.

Hugs and kisses,
-Joanna, 11.32pm