BlogEntryNo218

La vitta e bella.

Now guys, a word of advice that comes without a pricetag.
As it is ascertain, the feminine species known to be estrogen dominant in the world of genus:homo; species: sapiens, have fairly great masses of sensitivity implanted into their chemicalworking bodies. Never criticize your spouse or lady. Simple just say..


She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.
She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY - She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED.
She is not CONCEITED - She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES.
She does not GAIN WEIGHT - She is a METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER.
She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
She is not TOO SKINNY - She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT.
She does not HATE TELEVISED SPORTS - She is ATHLETICALLY IGNORANT.
She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME - She commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE.
She does not GO SHOPPING - She is MALL FLUENT.
She is not an AIR HEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
She does not get FAT or CHUBBY - She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY.
She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP - She has reached COSMETIC SATURATION.
She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
A good laugh is always better.
That includes the pictures that was led by the lack of resources to produce maximum pleasure on a-day-at-home.

au revoir!=)

Hugs and kisses,
-Joanna, 6.28pm